Disgruntled Elf

 

Full time work

Building the toys

Wooden trains

Red cars

 

Damn you Xbox, Nintendo, I pods!

Taking away the joy.

Where is the red fire truck!

The star war action figures

The imagination.

 

Gone all gone!

Jolly old saint nick

A Coca-Cola Icon

Where are the Elves Coca-Cola!

We are here!

 

The damn "Santa" getting the credit

Working us night and day

No benefits, no vacation

Just a HOHOHOHO

Making these things that are thrown away.

 

I saw pictures of that fat lard!

Drinking his Coke,

Laying on a warm hammock on some island

While we Elves toile and bleed!

 

Its time to take Christmas

To rise up my fellow Elves

and say once and for all

Merry Christmas to all

And to ALL a good night

INCLUDING THE ELVES!!!!!