Morning Sickness

The alarm shrieks

With its morning moan

I don’t hear it

You gently wake me up

I am already ready for bed

I just lie on the

Cool satin sheets

Trying to catch my breath

Wanting to get back

To the color of dreams

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Its too late

I am late

Crusty eyes

Turn on the shower

Shampoo all over

Wash away the scent

Of a sweaty sleep

Drink some water

Make some juice

Where are my keys?

Don’t forget to brush

And deodorize

I must be presentable

There is a hole in my shirt

                                                                          

Goodbye home

Goodbye dog

Goodbye cat

Goodbye wife

Ill get a kiss

If I am lucky