Godzilla

When I grow up

I am going to be Godzilla

King of the monsters

I am going to crush buildings

With my tail

Bell out atomic fire

With my gasp

I am going to be

The best monster of them all

When I grow up

I am going to be
Godzilla                                        

Protector and destroyer

Of Tokyo

I will beat up

Any other monster in my way

Tokyo is my little brother

I will pick on it from time to time

If you even try to roar at it

Its Godzilla time!

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When I grow up

I am going to

Take on

Battra      

Megalon

King Kong

Mecha Godzilla

I will bleed green

I am Godzilla

King of the monsters

Here is my victory dance

Morning Sickness

The alarm shrieks

With its morning moan

I don’t hear it

You gently wake me up

I am already ready for bed

I just lie on the

Cool satin sheets

Trying to catch my breath

Wanting to get back

To the color of dreams

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Its too late

I am late

Crusty eyes

Turn on the shower

Shampoo all over

Wash away the scent

Of a sweaty sleep

Drink some water

Make some juice

Where are my keys?

Don’t forget to brush

And deodorize

I must be presentable

There is a hole in my shirt

                                                                          

Goodbye home

Goodbye dog

Goodbye cat

Goodbye wife

Ill get a kiss

If I am lucky

Apocalyptic

Fires burn across the valley

Smoke blisters the eyes                                                    

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Strangles the throat

It feels apocalyptic

This year has brought

Great change

I see it all over

I don’t believe in the

Made up myth

Even if self-fulfilling story’s

Came to fruition

It would be business as usual

Change is hard, scary, and painful

It is the only constant

Its life

In those last moments

While my back lays

Sticky to black asphalt

When I take my last breath

Think my last thought

I want to know

I have loved  and lived

Smile

Nothing is more brilliant

Than the human smile

A significant expression

That expresses joy

And connection in

The human condition

Shared between

Loves

Friends

Family

Complete strangers

The radiance of

The human smile

Has a glow that

Outshines the sun

Those who are truly

Alive know

The Value of the smile

And grin frequently

I will smile at you

Naturally you will

Smile back

Joy is our most

Pure form

The littlest among you

Know this truth

As their faces show

Smile and the world

Smiles with you

Its only natural

Let it shine

Like the heavens above

You are a piece

Of natural love

I am going to smile

Each day

I wont allow them

To take it away

Here is my smile

That tells you

I love you

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Happy birthday

I hope it is good

I hope it is memorable

I hope it is fun

Happy birthday

I hope your 26^th year

Was enjoyable

I hope your 26^th year

Was memorable

I hope your 26^th year

Brought you joy

Happy birthday

You are now working

On your 27^th year

I hope you make it joyful

I hope you make it memorable

I hope you make stories

I hope its every thing

You want it to be

Happy Go Lucky

I am happy

Go lucky

I love

To smile

I love

To laugh

I am happy

Go lucky

There is

A dark side

To me

Few know it

Some read it

On a blog

I love

To love

Just being

Happy

Go lucky

Show me

your darkside

and ill show

you

Mine

Then

together

Lets

Love

 and

Laugh

I want you

to smile

Active Lifestyle

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Actively

 Doing

Going

 Going

 Going

Actively

Laughing

Having fun in the sun

Actively

Living

Life

Actively

Enjoying

The experience

Of  existing

Go

Go

Go

Let’s make

Some story’s

To tell

C is for Cookie

I want cookies

For breakfast

Their sweet doughy center

With a chocolate chip surface

Dunked in a glass of milk

Sugar is addicting

As it is bad for your body

If it tastes good you know

It is bad

Bodies are masochistic

Craving sugar, salts, and fat

Why can’t they crave broccoli

Cookies me want cookies

My skin is turning blue

There is no more hiding it

I am the cookie monster

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A Good Day

Why is it that Friday

is a good day

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It usually is for me

Started off kinda scary

But I got on my motorcycle

Went to school

Met up with a friend

Visited my wife

Home at two o clock

Feeling kind of sad

But I got on my motorcycle

                                                                                                  

Went up the canyon

away from the smoke

leaving the fire behind

The cool air

The precipitation evaporating

The wild moose

It is good to be home

Consumers Paradise

I live in a consumers paradise

Assuming you have money

Desire

Energy

Time

I live in a consumers paradise

Where love is shown

With things

And prewritten cards

I live in a consumers paradise

Where I don’t know

Who grew my food

I don’t know who painted

This toy

I don’t know who

Served my coffee

I live in a consumers paradise

Where the cashers are

Expected to perform

Not socialize with customers

They are timed

Wring it up

Faster and faster

Its call productivity

I live in a consumers paradise

Where I trade

My time

My soul

My freedom

For your

Time

Soul

Freedom

What’s the going exchange rate?

It depends on your education

And who you know

Mainly who you know

I live in a consumers paradise

And I am very glad

That my basic needs

Are met

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Grandeur Peak with the Dog

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Tripping on rocks

Or sticks

Or mud

No flash light

Night vision not as good

As one thinks

What does the dog think?

Of all this

Maybe ill have to sleep here

One person may worry

Am I on the trail

Am I seeing the yeti ?

This blackness is

Intoxicating

Alone but not

That is wired

Totally alone

Just me and that dog

I am content

My mind finally quiets

Its been haunting

Interesting dark void

Brings peace  

Harmony

I am  stillness

In the dark

Not seeing

The trail ahead of me

The stars shine down

Haven’t seen stars in a while

Haven’t been in this kind of dark

I am the yeti

Airport Delivery

17 hours of flight time                                                                                                  

Feeling the freedom of VFR                                              

I have touched the skies

Light bulbs at the airport

That familiar smell of

Exhaustion and excitement

The hugs embrace as

Experience gives way

To loss and gain

I love this place

A purgatory of

Human beingness

A feeling of escape

Of adventure

Of life and pain

Hop onto the next plane

And find yourself

In some strange land

I don’t have a boarding pass

Driving away

Welcome to Utah

I have more lights

To deliver

Beam Me Up Scotty

Beam me up Scotty

Transport me away

To planets mysterious

And green aliens

Beam me up Scotty

Take my matter

Into a billion pieces

A million traces

And put me back together

Beam me up Scotty

Allow me to feel

The quantum leap

Between me

And the unknown

Beam me up Scotty

Travel at warp speed

Farther than the galaxy

Discovering the undiscoverable

And the indefinite

Beam me up Scotty

I am just an earthling

Bound in human creation

And creativity

Beam me up Scotty

I wont disappoint

I could write a verse

And if I am lucky

A poem

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Father's Day Haiku

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It is a day for

Whoops to love and remember

Thank for not killing  

Bacon

Sizzling smoking frying

Swimming in your own juices

Cooking you from raw meatiness

To crispy beauty

The worst

The best

Could eat the whole package

Lucky my dog eats

Bacon

The ultimate Saturday breakfast

Coating my house

In your smoky air

Bacon

What else is there to say?

It has been fun

It has been tasty

I could eat you all day

                                                                                 

Alas

My greed

My hunger

Has consumed all

Of you

Tasty bacon

Free Fall

   

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Climbing on gray boulders

Big as the mountain

Jumping to the next

The fall could hurt you

Landing just right

It was on a slope

Boots clumping with a thud

A heart palpating relief

The cool breeze on the face

The heat off the ball in the sky

The stream passing by

Swishing in the distance

Gentle leaves brushing the arm

The hairs swaying like trees

A goat in its habitat

A feeling of peace

Healing with green leaves

Swelling the soul

Breathing with the air

A cleansing refresh

A part of this world

All that fly

Into the clouds

Must return

To the sea