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Monday, July 22, 2013

Goat Dominaton


Common herd animal
With an uncommonly large heart
They like to baa its kinda their art
They turn to games of illusion and play
Just don't get in their way 
For their heads are not like beds
And they can tear your thread into
Shred if they so desire

Watch their eyes
They have something desired
As they jump and run
It's not just for fun
Domination begins
The goats will win
Terror on four legs

Take care of your goats 
Before its too late
And you are on their plate
All for calling them
A common herd animal

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Disgruntled Elf


 

Full time work

Building the toys

Wooden trains

Red cars

 

Damn you Xbox, Nintendo, I pods!

Taking away the joy.

Where is the red fire truck!

The star war action figures

The imagination.

 

Gone all gone!

Jolly old saint nick

A Coca-Cola Icon

Where are the Elves Coca-Cola!

We are here!

 

The damn "Santa" getting the credit

Working us night and day

No benefits, no vacation

Just a HOHOHOHO

Making these things that are thrown away.

 

I saw pictures of that fat lard!

Drinking his Coke,

Laying on a warm hammock on some island

While we Elves toile and bleed!

 

Its time to take Christmas

To rise up my fellow Elves

and say once and for all

Merry Christmas to all

And to ALL a good night

INCLUDING THE ELVES!!!!!
 
 

Monday, July 16, 2012

Cookie

HERE”S COOKIE
GIMMIE MY COOKIE
I KNOW YOU HAVE

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE
STARTS WITH C
PLEASE JUST GIMMIE COOKIE

 I AM BLUE
 LITTLE PUGY
COOKIE HUNGRY
MONSTER

DON’T BE AFRAID
I JUST WANT TO EAT
COOKIE

HUMAN NO TASTE GOOD
COOKIE TASTE BEST
COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE
STARTS WITH C

GIVE ME COOKIE
OR GIVE ME…COOKIE!

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Bam Boo

I don’t need a cat
I don’t need a dog
I do need my bamboo

I call it
Bam Boo
I love it
It loves me

It is very affectionate
We have long talks
It sleeps with me at night

I love you Bam Boo
My favorite
My Veggie Child

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Father's Day Haiku

(randomfunnypicture.com)

It is a day for
Whoops to love and remember
Thank for not killing  


Sunday, May 13, 2012

Mothers Day Haiku


It is a day for
Squeeze out to love and
Celebrate birthing mom life