NUM NUM CAT

Num Num Num

Yum Yum Yum

Umm Umm Umm?

 

Can I help you?

 

Num Num Num

Yum Yum Yum

Dumb Dumb Dumb!

 

You humans!

 

Num Num Num

Yum Yum Yum

Hum hum hum!

 

Cant a cat get a break?

 

Num Num Num

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Suit Up

Suit up

Be prepared

look your best

Feel your finest

 

What up?

Suit up!

Nothing feels better

Than a nice

Suit

 

Suit up!

It is time

Looking fabulous

Sujamas

 

Suit up!

My bro's

Take that leap

Awesome!

 

Its going to be

Lengen

Wait for it

Dairy!

 

Suit up!

Suit up!

Suit up!

 

And when you have suited up

And feel that awesomeness that surrounds

You know life is awesomer

With a suit

 

Cat Herder

Herding cats is fun to do

Herding cats for me and you

 

Herding cats across the plain

Herding cats can be a pain

 

Herding cats through the mud

Herding cats  some are buds

 

Herding cats  stuck in trees

Herding cats can be a tease

 

Herding cats allot of fun

Herding cats for everyone

 

Herding cats, run you rats

Herding cats, those little brats

 

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Labor Day Haiku

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Hard work laboring

Take a day to celebrate

Enjoy the fruit taste

 

Saturday Poem

Sleeping in

Staying up late

Time

Time

Time

 

Being with those

I want to be with

Time                                                                        

Time

Time

 

How much is your time worth?

I Shot first

I admit it

I shot first

Blaster at my side

 

Greedo had it coming

He was looking forward to it

That green twerp

With his black eyes

and greedy little snout for a mouth

 

Dont cover for me George

If I ever find that reached hive

Jar Jar is next

 

I am Han Solo

I made the Kessel run

I shot first

 

 

 

Masklophobia

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Lifeless eyes that see thru

More than just my skew

Makes me shake to the bone

Worse than garden gnomes

Behind dead smiles

You lie, pray on child

Tony the tiger

Stranger than Hr Giger

Walking in the dark

Stalking the lark

Sometimes at the park

I keep my distance

Mascots haunt

They make me want

To scream and taunt

Come near me ill kick

The suit you flaunt

Chuck e cheese

You and the bee

Need to see

That I may pee

If you come near me

WARNING

Mascot

Leave me be

Or you may not

Be smiling

Marilee

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Cookie

HERE”S COOKIE

GIMMIE MY COOKIE

I KNOW YOU HAVE

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE

STARTS WITH C

PLEASE JUST GIMMIE COOKIE

 I AM BLUE

 LITTLE PUGY

COOKIE HUNGRY

MONSTER

DON’T BE AFRAID

I JUST WANT TO EAT

COOKIE

HUMAN NO TASTE GOOD

COOKIE TASTE BEST

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE

STARTS WITH C

GIVE ME COOKIE

OR GIVE ME…COOKIE!

Bam Boo

I don’t need a cat

I don’t need a dog

I do need my bamboo

I call it

Bam Boo

I love it

It loves me

It is very affectionate

We have long talks

It sleeps with me at night

I love you Bam Boo

My favorite

My Veggie Child

Father's Day Haiku

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It is a day for

Whoops to love and remember

Thank for not killing  

Mothers Day Haiku

It is a day for

Squeeze out to love and

Celebrate birthing mom life