Bane of My Life

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Round noodle you sit there

Acting like any other noodle

We both know your terrorist ways

Round noodle you can hide

Under red sauce, morning yellow cheese

Layers of butter

But I know you are there

There in the tomato residue

Waiting for you chance to strike

Against my taste buds

" I flavor like any other pasta" you say

HA! I know your truth as it sickens my pallet

You are a menace to the food world

Like a true Sith lord you wait in that cream

you wait for your chance to strike

in dishes like penne marinara

Like an ugly woman coating yourself in makeup

Like Kahn you are a poor marksman

And  you keep missing the target

I shall eat your brothers and sisters with joy

But you round noodle will never be digested

You round noodle so vial

disgusting, filthy, and ghastly

You round noodle I shall denounce